pleatedjeans:

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fuckyeahorchestra:

The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession (as double bassists are prone to do), one of them looked at his watch. “Hey! We need to get back!”

"No need to panic," said a fellow bassist.

"I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor’s score together with string. It’ll take him a few minutes to get it untangled."

A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra. About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much to her companion.

"Well, of course," said her companion. "Don’t you see?
It’s the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded.”

sirslate:

wow the 3d on this game is incredible

sirslate:

wow the 3d on this game is incredible

denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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1kidsentertainment:

when u see the booty

1kidsentertainment:

when u see the booty

theplaid-wearingmoose:

hannahthehornist:

I’m pretty sure we can all relate.

good lord i’ve used all of these at least once

theplaid-wearingmoose:

hannahthehornist:

I’m pretty sure we can all relate.

good lord i’ve used all of these at least once

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*