kasukasukasumisty:

mechandra:

pearl does the arm thing

*ronaldo voice* wake up sheeple

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wake up america

basedgosh:

earthnation:

y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

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auntiehardscum:

kidacon:

life with a cat and a dog

perfect 

deckitout:

deckitout:

MY LESBIAN GRANDMAS BOUGHT EACH OTHER THE SAME FLANNEL SHIRT FROM MACYS FOR CHRISTMAS IM CRYING

UPDATE: THEY BOTH AGREED ON NOT GIVING EACH OTHER GIFTS

archicide:

why the fuck would you ask me if i’m fine. have you seen me? i’m fine as hell

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

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did you read the post

pleatedjeans:

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